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‘appy Valentine’s day, luv

February 8, 2014 by admin

I ask myself, Marie, why do you own a million v-neck sweaters in solid colors? Marie, why do you cringe at the idea of receiving an Edible Arrangement? Marie, David Sedaris and Stephen Colbert have both asked you to Thanksgiving dinner, which one are you going to pick??? Marie, why is Valentine’s day always such a letdown?

I don’t know MARIE! I do think it’s kind of a lame holiday with too many chances for a set up. We should be celebrating our love everyday (yes I went there) even those days when I’m suffering from PMS and hate everything and everyone. And anyway, the restaurants are overcrowded and only offer prix fixe menus with cheap champagne and chocolate covered strawberries. Your single friends get dolled up and go out in groups of 8, drinking cosmos and talking too loud it drowns out the rest of us who want to complain about the toughness of our filet. And you may just get a gift box to open, but it won’t be the Hope Diamond.

I’m not even sure what that is but I know I want it.

I’ll be with my love on Valentines Day, in London. I’m going to wake up in the morning and kiss him and tell myself I’m the luckiest girl in the world. The next day, I’m going to do the same thing.

Happy Valentine’s day, whatever you do and celebrate love of all kinds.





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